“‘Prewar Intelligence Gap Highly Questionable,’ Says Kay,” CNN Reports

CNN reported Thursday that recently resigned former weapons inspector David Kay found the reports of Weapons of Mass Destruction highly exaggerated. Perhaps more astonishingly, and certainly more importantly, the Online Investigator has flatly refused to do its own reporting.

“Journalism is a very arduous industry,” described writer Mary van Housbergh. “Sometimes it is difficult to report for one’s self.

“Getting quotes and data from a variety of experts is nobody’s idea of fun,” she added.

Recent studies conducted by the Van Housbergh School of Journalism have concluded that CNN’s news is likely to be far more accurate than that of the Online Invesigator.

“It is unrealistic to expect a mom-and-pop operation such as the Online Investigator to be able to compete with a news titan, being in this case the CNN news corporation,” the 312 page study began.

Experts in the field of journalism question the Online Investigator’s ability in handling such a frivolous story as some unknown government official revealing the obvious.

“The ‘Online Investigator’ has a very limited staff, and no real source of income. It simply can’t afford to ship out a journalist to Washington to cover menial stories such as a lack of WMDs,” the study concluded on its 231st page.

“This study is able to conclude itself on the 231st page even though it is 312 pages long because it contains 2 pages of endnotes and 79 pages of advertising following,” the study then explained.